Part 86: Chapter 10, Part 2
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: I didn't steal anyone's goat!
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: Oh, of course you didn't, mate!
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: We never do them things. I'm sure that goat just wandered off
by herself!
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: I'd better go clear this matter up.
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: But... I... I don't understand.
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: I know, I'll ask the local tavernkeeper if she has seen any
suspicious-looking Avatars around here lately.
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: Mystery? Why mystery?
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: He's been seen running about with an attractive pirate girl
from Buccaneer's Den.
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: No!
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: Aye, and who knows what he'll get himself into
next?
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: Gossipers.
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: What are you talking about?
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: When you were in here the other night: you were drinking to
beat the band! And buying drinks too, for everybody!
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: And not paying for any of them.
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: Oh yeah, running out on the tab like that was not at all like
you. I guess you were pretty drunk.
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: I never did that!
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: Oh sure, Avatar, whatever you say. Don't worry, I won't tell
anybody!
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: That little binge is going to cost you 75 gold.
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: Really, I never did that and I'm not going to pay.
Goodbye!
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: You'd better not come back around here, thief!
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: I don't understand. I mean, theft is something I do every
day... but buying someone drinks? This doesn't make sense. Hey... wait
just a second.
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: Evidious!
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: When I find him I will give him quite the stern talking-to! But
where did he go? Nobody knows, they all think it's me.
...Unless....
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: Yes! When I was writing in my journal I accidentally wrote down
information I was never given!
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: *huff* *huff* I need to get some lighter armor.
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: Yes you do, you gigantic douche.
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: I wanted to be more virtuous, so I made these clothes and have
been helping people just like you do. Isn't that great?
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: How have you been helping people?
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: Okay, there was this one fellow who needed milk and so goats
give milk and they eat all kinds of trash and stuff.
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: So anyway, I thought that a goat would be good for him so I got
him a goat. Neat, huh? Only I couldn't find him later, I don't know where
that man went.
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: Anyway, then I came into the tavern and lots of people were
there, but they didn't seem happy and so I thought that I would make them
happy.
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: So I bought them all drinks. Lots and lots of drinks, and then
they were happy.
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: I figured that's what you would do, right? You make people
happy. Well, and you kill monsters and stuff.
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: I haven't killed any monsters yet, but I'm going to try to do
that soon. Maybe tomorrow. Yeah, I think that tomorrow I'll go to Destard
and kill a dragon.
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: You've killed dragons, right Avatar?
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: Wait, wait, slow down. Evidious, I know that you mean well, but
you're not helping people.
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: What do you mean? I made those people happy, right? That's
helping.
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: And I got that man a goat. I mean, okay I couldn't find him
later, but I was trying.
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: Yes, I know that you're trying but you're accidentally hurting
people. You see that goat that you found belonged to a farmer.
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: You didn't mean to, but you stole his goat. And those drinks
that you bought?
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: Yeah?
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: You didn't pay for those drinks. That hurt the tavern keeper
because she lost the money for those drinks.
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: Oh no! I thought that I was doing something good. I'm just
stupid! I'm no good! I can't do anything right. Go away, Avatar!
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: I don't want you to see me. I just want to go jump off a cliff
and kill myself!
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: No, don't kill yourself, Evidious.
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: Why not?
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: Because you're a good person. You're trying to do good things,
you just need a little guidance, that's all.
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: Really?
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: Yes, really. Now look, you've got to stop impersonating me. You
can be a good person just being yourself.
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: From now on when you want ot help, stop and think if what
you're about to do will accidentally hurt someone.
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: Do you think that I can do it?
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: I know that you can.
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: Well if you think I can, then it must be true. I'll stop being
you and just be me. Thank you, Avatar!
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: Stupid assholes.